hi:

thefaultinourunicorns:

hi:

hot guy working at Starbucks drew a smiley face on my cup, it’s official we’re getting married

i heard your wedding was on february the 30th

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clamjob:

dont let white boys in tank tops and cargo shorts and flip flops tell you shit

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

lenofi:

this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

arielvevo:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

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BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it


HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT